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Another Crazy Complaint: Barry Bonds Sold Steroids To Nuns

08.16.07 | No Comments

Jonathan Lee RichesI was waiting for TheSmokingGun to post something on this. Apparently Jonathan Lee Riches, who recently alleged that Michael Vick stole his dogs, sold them on eBay and used the proceeds to buy weapons from the Iranian government, is a serial complaint filer. So far, he’s filed 17 federal complaints since January 2006. His latest accuses Barry Bonds of selling steroids to nuns, among other strange, conspiracy theory stuff.  Check out TheSmokingGun’s site for this new complaint - here’s a snippet:

Barry Bonds and Bud Selig are in a secret conspiracy together to boost television ratings. Mr. Selig has been secretly giving Barry Bonds steroids for over 9 years under the supervision of Sammy Sosa. Mr. Selig on 2 occations (sic) (Dec 10th 2001, Feb 6th, 2003) met Mr. Bonds at the I-70 Steak N Shake, Booth #11, made an under the table cream exchange, needles, HGH. As Mr. Bonds provided Mr. Selig 22 thousand for his services, I planted a bug in booth #10, Robert Novak and Judith Miller have copies of the transcripts.

It gets better. 

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